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41 Responses to “Alex Jones 4/1/09 on The Queen’s Stool and Obama”
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April 2nd, 2009 at 4:55 am
Talk about social conditioning and outright witchery! How the hell do these people convince others to wipe their poop for them? The same way they convince parents that posioning their babies with mercury is good for them and that a dead guy in a cave foiled the U.S. military and intelligence agencies on 911. They begin and end in the mind. That’s all it would take is for everyone to say HELL NO to these fools and they would melt like the wicked witch in the wizard of OZ. Free your mind from servitude people or you will become increasingly bound and shackled.
cdeavesdrop Reply:
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:32 am
DUDE right on
blue pill society Reply:
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:56 pm
plus you don’t want to end up being the guy who has to groom the stool
April 2nd, 2009 at 5:01 am
How would the queens lord and savior Jesus feel about having someone wipe her butt for her? He would ask her to stop that inappropriate and filthy practice! And we all thought the royal incest was disgusting!
April 2nd, 2009 at 5:26 am
please tell me obama and his darling 1st lady had to do this…….
cdeavesdrop Reply:
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:35 am
WOOOP THERS ANOTHER CHUNK OBAMA YOUR HAND !!!! OPS O NO !!!! WELL JAR IT OBAMA ( YES DEAR)
April 2nd, 2009 at 5:59 am
I think we should use “groom of the stool,” and “stool groom,” to refer to people who blindly worship or believe the olicarchs and the globalists.
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:51 am
Jay…I just had to comment on your post. Isn’t it written in the bible.. and thoust shall wipe the excrement from the king when he visits the royal privy… NOT! In fact Jesus said that the greatest among you shall be minister to all. Jesus actually demonstrated this by washing the feet of his disciples. The queen IS INDEED one of Satan’s earthly representatives. Which is why she wants to be worshipped. Just read the gospel account where Jesus, fasting in the wilderness was tempted by Satan who promised him dominion over all the world’s governments if he did an act of worship TO HIM! What was Jesus reply?
Here’s the account in Matthew chapter 4
Again the Devil took him along to an unusually high mountain, and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their glory, 9 and he said to him: “All these things I will give you if you fall down and do an act of worship to me.” 10 Then Jesus said to him: “Go away, Satan! For it is written, ‘It is Jehovah your God you must worship, and it is to him alone you must render sacred service.’” 11 Then the Devil left him, and, look! angels came and began to minister to him.
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:59 am
YES I AM CERTAIN THE QUEEN ENJOYS HERE NEW GIFT FROM CONRAD OBAMA. A SHINY NEW IPOD. HOW THOUGHTFUL AND SO PRESIDENTIAL. IMPEACH THE MORON.
Beavis Reply:
April 2nd, 2009 at 11:36 am
Suprised he didn’t bring her James Brown’s Greatest Hits.
I hear her and Phil like to ‘get down’.
April 2nd, 2009 at 7:59 am
Yes, not only ‘’stool grooms”, but do people know they very rarely bathed and changed underwear? They just used perfume to ”cover up” the smell. I’ll guess anyone can imagine the absolutely HORRIBLE smell from unwashed perfumed skin and underwear. Of course they caught skin rashes and diseases from their habits..
Absolutely HORRIBLE ”people”.
Beavis Reply:
April 2nd, 2009 at 11:39 am
Did you know Prince Charles has got a ‘flunkey’ to squeeze his toothpaste for him every morning. You couldn’t make it up.
blue pill society Reply:
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:38 pm
yes it is true dumbass, you’re the only april fool, there is a wiki page on this. Also search “valet de chambre” for the french aristocratic practice
April 2nd, 2009 at 8:04 am
LMAO! That’s a great April Fool’s Joke Alex!
Too bad the rest of the people who posted on here didn’t get it.
duke of doert Reply:
April 2nd, 2009 at 8:09 am
No, this is true.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool
April 2nd, 2009 at 9:12 am
Alex talked about that in the first hour? I would have thought Alex would have saved that for “Hour Number Two” BWAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Get it? Get it? Number TWO! I got a million of ‘em! Thank you very much you’ve been a great audience! I’m here all week – try the veal!
give em the old 1-2 Reply:
April 2nd, 2009 at 10:05 am
thats right time to give that bathroom the ol 1-2
just remember guys, dont piss against the wind
dennis Reply:
April 2nd, 2009 at 10:30 am
we can always use some comic relief
April 2nd, 2009 at 11:09 am
Ahahaha,
There is just no way. If I were “royal,” the last thing anyone would get a way with would be to have anything to do with what should absolutely be a private affair. I would not humiliate myself by having anyone look at my stool, nor wiping my hind end as if though I were incapable of doing so myself—that hasn’t happened since I was learning to be potty trained. How humiliating, incredibly so, to have this “grooming of the stool” take place.
I’ve not yet tried to research the topic, but I’m a very huge sceptic of this.
blue pill society Reply:
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:41 pm
there is a wiki page on it, check grooming of the stool or stole and also “valet de chambre”
April 2nd, 2009 at 11:46 am
Do you know what the difference is between Obammer (Bush, or insert name) and a bucket of shit?
The bucket
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:19 pm
You guys and gals are a riot.
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:55 pm
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG, You bout KILLED ME!!! HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!
Geeeeez, I can’t believe they do that… Just goes to show, these people are completely INSANE!! 100%……. And Excuse mefor saying this, but……if they got people doin that …..(You can believe they got em doin other things too)!! ! Just GROSS!!
Alex, do a skit with Burmas and have him toting your crap around! You with a crown and gown……. BWWWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OH FFS!!!!! I’d fall outta my chair! LOL
Thanks for the Laugh Bruddah!
GAZOO
April 2nd, 2009 at 1:41 pm
I can honestly say that I would have NEVER known this weird and gross fact if I didn’t listen to this show everyday. I heard it and had to look it up. You would think that they would be too embarassed to have someone else digging around down there. I would be mortified to do that! I am the kind that when I get old, if I have to be taken care of like that, I’d rather crawl off and die in a snowbank.
April 2nd, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Does anybody know where I can read the university reports about the groom of the stool that Alex talked about? please give me the links because I am currently unemployed and I am looking for work. LOL, No seriously guys I would like to read the reports thanks. BW
April 2nd, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Can you get in trouble for stealing the royal stool and trying to sell it on Ebay? I wonder if celebrities will try to sell their brown earthy creations as an afterburner to movie royalties. I wonder how Barbara Steisand could get for auctioning off her turds at Southby’s. I fear I have given some very depraved merchants some bad ideas.
April 2nd, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Aaron is great, i really enjoyed his time on, him and Alex and very good air chemistry.
Royals truly are filth… thank you guys!
Derek Reply:
April 2nd, 2009 at 4:12 pm
lol, brandonwray, haha, funny guy
April 2nd, 2009 at 4:58 pm
u can just imagine the queen up on her throne….boppin to her new i pod…obama wiping her ass…..would almost be worth all that money to see that…
set of dvd’s for gordon brown….$59
ipod 4 the queen….$89
seeing obama wipe her ass……priceless
blue pill society Reply:
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:45 pm
12.4 trillion in fiat would be a small price to pay to watch our shill sellout governments wipe crap of that crusty old bitch
April 2nd, 2009 at 5:18 pm
And we arent allowed to have outhouses any more ? If they save all their crap, that must be where all the strange deseases are originating…..like aids.
April 2nd, 2009 at 5:23 pm
I’m really having a hard time here folks. My eyes are filled with tears from laughing so much. I know Alex wouldn’t say it if it wasn’t true. So I looked it up. And there it was. Now these comments are just the funniest thing. Thanks for the laugh. I really needed that. Peace………..
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:44 pm
I’m going to call the queen and have her wipe my butt with her head sometime.
April 2nd, 2009 at 9:05 pm
I hope to God they don’t do this when she has the Shitts…LOL
April 3rd, 2009 at 12:01 am
So what if they don’t clean well enough and leave skid marks? Is that considered treason?
April 3rd, 2009 at 6:09 am
This video talks all about it, just go 2 or so minutes in:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va4vYnjqjfg
April 3rd, 2009 at 11:00 am
The King kept little boys around the throne to suckle his penis when it plagued him withs it infernal torture. It helped men to live if the King wasn’t on edge. King James who gave his approval of the mindslave bible was a gay pedophile whom the book condemned to death. You can read poetry he wrote about screwing his young lover online. No VIRGO/virgin ever gave birth execpt the sUn. Astro Theology,,,or Judicial Astrology. The initiates know. The poor die wanting.
April 3rd, 2009 at 12:06 pm
April Fools’
April 8th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Not that I’m totally impressed, but this is more than I expected when I found a link on SU telling that the info is quite decent. Thanks.
April 12th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
ok srsly, shes gotta just be getting them to wipe her but kuz shes old right?
lawl.
how can someone else do it as good as you would yourself?
lol they say that when you die, your whole life flashes before your eyes like on a screen & you feel EVERY emotion that people had in reaction to you from their point of view..
April 15th, 2009 at 6:25 am
My fellow on Orkut shared this link with me and I’m not dissapointed that I came to your blog.