PARIS' PORN-STAR ESCAPADE
HEDONISTIC hotties Paris Hilton and
Bijou Phillips may have finally met their match in porcine
porn legend Ron Jeremy.
We heard a delectable rumor about a bathroom encounter the trio
had after last year's Los Angeles premiere of "Wonderland," the
indie flick about doomed porn star John Holmes that starred Val
Kilmer and Hilton.
It seems that at an all-night after-party at the Chateau
Marmount, which drew the likes of Daryl Hannah, Christian
Slater and Phillips' then-boyfriend, Sean Lennon, Hilton
approached Jeremy and asked to see his legendarily large endowment.
Jeremy, who often got the same request from Tracy Bingham,
his co-star on TV's "The Surreal Life," is said to have told Paris,
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours."
The hotblooded hotel heiress accepted the deal, and she, Phillips
and another lovely young lass took Jeremy to the ladies room at the
Chateau Marmount, and went into a stall.
The ladies pulled up their shirts and showed Jeremy their
breasts, and he, in turn, exposed his massive member.
"It's definitely bigger than Sean's!" blurted Phillips.
So, naturally, when we had the chance to lunch yesterday at
Nello's with Jeremy - who is promoting "Gentlemen's Club
Championship 2004," a pay-per-view event featuring strippers in an
"American Idol" format - we had to ask him about the randy rumor.
"No comment," said Jeremy, cracking a wide smile that would
indicate some truth to the tale.
Meanwhile, Jeremy's fellow Gentlemen's Club Championship judge,
Chaunce Hayden, is still locked in a feud with Scores.
It's been nearly two years since Hayden announced he was
writing a tell-all book, "Lapdance," with a former Scores manager,
Tony Lombardi. Hayden -the Steppin' Out magazine editor who
is trying out for Stuttering John Melendez' job on the
Howard Stern show this week - has been persona non grata ever
Even though he'll appear as a judge on the event, Hayden was told
he couldn't attend last night's party at Scores promoting the May 21
Scores management is still upset Lombardi revealed that
"Ice-T liked to hang out by the ladies room at Scores and
attach a string to a dollar bill and watch the girls bend over to
pick it up," and that Steven Tyler of Aerosmith
"treated his daughter Liv to a lapdance on her 16th
Hayden has some advice for Scores' longtime publicist, Lonnie
Hanover: "Get some fresh air . . . the poor guy has glitter on
POM DE MERDE
Lloyd Grove . . . The over-hyped columnist for the Daily
News, who calls his pillar "Lowdown," showed how low he can go
yesterday when, in his desperation to fill space, he picked up a
story from Us Weekly about the inspiration for Apple, the
name of Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin's baby
girl. As PAGE SIX readers learned the day before, Marty
Diamond, the booking agent for Martin's band, Coldplay, named
his daughter Apple last year. Hey Lloyd, if you're going to
steal stories from magazines, take the fresh ones. Grove's comment:
"One bad apple don't spoil the whole bunch of items."
Townshend, in town for The Who concert at the Garden on
Saturday, walking out of Whole Foods in the Time Warner Center with
a Brit-accented blonde and climbing into a chauffeured black
Mercedes . . . BRITISH handbag and shoe designer Anya
Hindmarch celebrating her 10 years in business with a private
dinner at the new 5 Ninth with pals.
of network TV execs quenching their thirsts at Spice Market loudly
discussed "actresses" they could rent for $2,500 to $4,000 an hour?
"What do you get for $4,000?" asked one. "Not a lot of emotion!" his
pal replied . . . WHICH '80s literary sensation's husband has been
having a cross-continental fling with a pretty staffer at a London
newspaper? The cheating hubby has been taking plenty of "business
trips" to Paris and Brussels to tryst with his secret sweetheart . .
. WHICH leading man is so desperate for his summer movie to be a
hit, he called up a top critic and promised him oral sex if he
"helped" him out with a good review? His wife has no idea of the
"promise," but the actor does need some assistance - his last few
movies have flopped.
IT'S GET CARTER AT OBSERVER
GRAYDON Carter - who edited the New York
Observer for nine months in 1991-92 - is excoriated in a long
editorial in this week's edition of the salmon-colored broadsheet,
and fingers are pointing at the paper's owner, Arthur Carter,
as the author of the harangue. Graydon, who left the Observer to
edit Vanity Fair, is taken to task for "taking money from the movie
people his magazine covers." But friends of the "star-struck bon
vivant," as the Observer refers to Graydon, say Arthur Carter (no
relation) "bears a grudge" over the way Graydon abruptly left his
employ. "Arthur has an ax to grind and he's grinding it," said one
Graydon fan. Observer editor Peter Kaplan won't say who wrote
the screed, calling the editorial process at the Observer "arcane"
and "internal." But Kaplan said he agreed with the "fair and
judicious" editorial, which concludes with an image of a future
Graydon working in Hollywood, where moguls no longer return his
celebrities: Ditch your entourages! "That '70s Show" stars Danny
Masterson (above) and Wilmer Valderrama showed up at
Bungalow 8 late Tuesday with several drunken guys. One man dressed
in a suit took offense when the club's renowned doorman,
Armin, showed the group to a table and placed his hand on the
man's arm. The drunk snarled: "Get your hands off me!" before
"flipping out," according to the club's owner, Amy Sacco.
Armin quickly subdued the would-be pugilist and tossed out the
entire group. "Danny and Wilmer were great and had nothing to do
with it," Sacco said. "They were embarrassed by their friend."
brothers - who have brought us such comic gems as "Dumb &
Dumber," "There's Something About Mary" and "Me, Myself & Irene"
- are hard at work on their next project: "The Ringer." Insiders
tell us Peter and Bobby Farrelly's next movie is about
"a guy who rigs the Special Olympics by acting like he's retarded
and entering hmself as a contestant." Sadly, "South Park" creators
Matt Stone and Trey Parker have beaten them to the
punch: A recent episode showed Eric Cartman entering the Special
Olympics - only to lose every competition due to his obesity.
NOW HAIR THIS
Cruise (above) is apparently a fan of the latest Los Angeles
fad: hairlessness. A spy who has seen the actor in a sauna reports:
"Tom has no hair on any part of his body except for his head."
Cruise and other follicle-free fellas love the bald body look
because it makes them "lighter, and is a cleaner look." Cruise's
rep, and sister, Leeanne Devett said: "This is the first I
have heard of this. Tom would not be part of this trend."
Palminteri was barred from Larry Flynt's Hustler Club the
other night after he refused to check his overcoat. Most strip clubs
require that gentlemen check their coats before they enter - as a
precaution against them smuggling in cameras, or even booze - but
Palminteri wouldn't hear of it. "He refused to take his coat off,"
says a source. "They knew who he was, but they wouldn't let him in."
After several minutes of debate, Palminteri finally turned on his
heels and left.
Moore's anti-Bush film "Fahrenheit 9/11" isn't even
original. Two years ago, "9/11: The Road to Tyranny," a real
documentary by Alex Jones, had most of the "facts" Moore uses
in his scatter-shot diatribe. Jones, who is less interested in
making money than the self-aggrandizing Moore, released his film for
free on his Web site www.infowars.com, where it drew legions of new
fans, including producer Curt Johnson, who is hiring Jones as
a consultant on a political action thriller titled "Wake Up."
pun- dit Ralph Reed may be a bit lonely when he serves as
closing speaker at the Personal Democracy Forum at the New School on
Monday. He's the only right-winger on a list of speakers, which
reads like a who's who of liberal politics, and includes New School
president Bob Kerrey (former senator and governor of
Nebraska), Arianna Huffington, Howard Dean's
ex-campaign manager Joe Trippi, Danny Goldberg of
Artemis Records and the ACLU, MoveOn.org's Eli
Pariser, Time columnist Joe Klein, Council Speaker
Gifford Miller and Councilman Anthony Weiner. The
conference - produced by Dem fund-raiser and Irving Plaza founder
Andrew Rasiej - will look at how the relationship between
politics and the Internet is changing the election process.
BEASTLY $3M MIX-UP IN BEAUTY BIZ
THE ugly business of beauty marches on. Former
Bobbi Brown protégé Beth Bender, creator of the "Get
in Line" eyeliner stencil, has yet to make good on a
settlement she signed with venture capitalist Granger
Whitelaw, and he's on the verge of taking the company's new
owner, Total Entertainment Inc., to court for his $3 million. "I was
brought into Beth Bender to run the company, and my settlement was
with Beth Bender," Whitelaw said, but he hasn't been paid by Bender
or Total Entertainment. "I don't care where the money comes from.
It's just a really ugly, terrible mess." Besides Whitelaw, there's a
list of publicists, Web designers and consultants who have yet to be
paid. "Everybody will be paid," Bender insisted. "[Granger] created
all of these problems. He lied to me and all the people I work with.
He bankrupted my company in less than six months." A source familiar
with both sides said Bender is not blameless. "She was right there
with him writing the checks."