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Daily Show: Bush ‘won’t be satisifed until American children are eating roadkill’
David Edwards and Muriel Kane
RAW STORY
Thursday, September 25, 2008
The Bush administration’s proposed $700 billion bailout of troubled investment firms got the Daily Show treatment on Tuesday, and Jon Stewart was particularly incensed by Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson’s coy reluctance to accept the taxpayers’ money unless his decisions on how to spend it are made “non-reviewable.”
“Before we hand this Munster-esque unelected official 700 billion no-strings-attached dollars,” Stewart remarked, “there is one thing you should know — this financial guru never saw it coming.”
“I’ve got great confidence in our financial market,” Paulson stated last March. “Our markets are resilient, are flexible. Our institutions, our banks and investment banks, are strong.”
President Bush also came in for his share of ridicule. “It turns out there are a lot of interlinks throughout the financial system,” an apparently astonished Bush recently explained, illustrating the point with appropriate hand gestures. “Then AIG came along and the house of cards was much bigger. … And so when one card started to go, we worried about the whole deck going down.”
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Stewart turned next to Daily Show analyst John Oliver, saying, “After Katrina, after Iraq … I didn’t think there was another area that these guys could screw up.”
“It wasn’t easy,” Oliver replied. “It was like finding a vein on a failure junkie.”
“Is this economic crisis, then, sort of the turd icing on this administration’s shitcake?” Stewart wondered.
“Don’t count them out, Jon,” Oliver cautioned. “It’s a long way to January.”
“You think there’s more out there?” Stewart asked. “What’s left for them to — decomplish, if you will.”
“Do you still have a home?” Oliver asked. “Did your children have breakfast this morning? … Was it something they found in the street?”
“You’re saying the president here won’t be satisfied until American children are eating roadkill?” suggested Stewart.
“Until they’re fighting over roadkill,” Oliver emphasized. “Until roadkill is the prize for the strongest.”
When Stewart asked why Bush would possibly want this, Oliver explained that it was a matter of “legacy. … We all know he’ll never be ranked as the best president. But he could still, if he works hard enough …”
“Be the worst?”
“The last.”
This video is from Comedy Central’s The Daily Show, broadcast September 23, 2008.
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September 25th, 2008 at 9:40 am
good job Jon, you tell it like it is !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm_xX1Ur43I
September 25th, 2008 at 10:18 am
It appears as though Little Lord Monkey Boy *is* indeed working his hardest to be the very last (p)Resident.
He’s doin’ it for OUR own good!
September 25th, 2008 at 11:15 am
Even roadkill would be a delicacy in the mind of the illuminati/global elite. Their evil is beyond imagination. peruse some of this for enlightment…..haarp cern whatdoesitmean.com stevequayle.com uaff.us and check out my chemtrails photos in FL this year north american union the amero the transtexas corridor spp fema camps usa halliburton weatherwars illuminati planet nibiru and 2012. Wrap up with Ronald Weinlands free on line book 2008 God’s final witness. Godspeed, Pamela oops forgot strange days strange skies it is amazing……
September 25th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
what are we going to do?
nothing,….it’s over.
i would kill myself if i didn’t have kids,….seriously,….what the fuck am i supposed to do?
September 25th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Usually The Daily Show is a bit too wimpy for my tastes, but they hit on some big ones here…
Bush relapsing…
Bush “hailing Satan”….
Deliberately destroying America
The political system collapsing
September 25th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
I have been saying for nearly two years that Bushazi will be our first Pricktraitor. He’s the perfect puppet. He’s a natural, without strings even, he’s easy, he’ll do it for nothing.
September 25th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
I was contacted by the ACLU to thank me for having contributed to a campaign. I asked the woman caller as to when the ACLU would start dealing with the main issue, the control of our banking industry(?) and it’s owners.
Isn’t it time to overhaul the entire structure of this megalithic monster? Wouldn’t it be a good idea to do it now? Shouldn’t we be chasing this criminal organization back to it’s hideyhole?
This issue should alert us all that a basic transition is needed. The trans-nationalist inspiration that has led to our collapsing abilities needs to be tossed.
I figure only Paul and Nader are willing to do anything about this situation. REAL change is needed.
(Can you spare any?)
September 25th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Children are already eating roadkill:
http://www.indiadivine.org/aud.....arity.html
September 25th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
“Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States:”
“My fellow Americans,
It appears that the addition that was built on to the current house of cards has collapsed. In fact, the entire house of cards lies in ruins. We know that you are desperate. So how does merging the US, Canada, and Mexico sound? We can then consolodate the debt and create a new currency. I know this is our only chance to preserve our livelyhoods, our way of life, and our overall national security. Fortunately, the ground work has been laid and the plan is ready to implement. It’s only a matter of how desperate and needy the American people are to accept this proposal. I feel we are ready. As a matter of fact, after speaking to the experts, we’re going to do it whether you agree with it or not. Good night, and God bless.”
September 25th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Bone chilling
September 25th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
“If only it was just a laughing matter, and not the truth!”
September 25th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
I’d rather not say what George Bush would have children “eat” – in view of his …lifestyle.
September 25th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
its a god damn comedy show
September 25th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
It just occurred to me why he is suspending his campaign….
If they can push back the date of the election, Obama and McCain might be eligible to get on the ballot in Texas…. they needed to submit the names of Presidential Candidates to appear on the ballot “70 days prior” to the election….but the selection process was not done within that window…..
Bob Barr was one of the only candidates who made the deadline…..
Perhaps the moving back of the election will open that 70 day window to allow McCain and Obama back on the ballot…..and thus limiting a 3rd party victory in Texas……
September 25th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Road Kill is not so bad. I guess it beats being thrown in prison and tortured due to some trumped up charges or for simply trying to practice your Constitutional Rights. Believe me it could get much worse, and as the USA Citizens continue to do barely anything the noose gets tighter and tighter.
September 25th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
HOW THE HELL CAN ANYONE LAUGH OVER THIS???!
September 25th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
lol
September 25th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
I hate to be the one to break it to you guys, but you have sorely underestimated our president. IMO the present plan is his response to illegal immigration. Once America becomes worthless, we are going to see a cross border flood of Mexicans et al, returning home in droves! Thus leaving America to the whites to enjoy the dregs. Except for the blacks, but I think that those who identify as AFRICAN-american, might be able to return to their home continent, no harm, no foul. Which just leaves the indians to return to india, but heck there’s a lot more of us than them, so we’ll be home free then! Y’all just haven’t picked up on the subtlety of this Bush guy.
September 25th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
LOL, I am sorry, that guy is HILARIOUS and yes, I LMAO every time something of his is posted. If you don’t laugh, you are going to cry. At least it is out there and being chewed on.
September 25th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
spot on.
riots next martial law next king bush next genocide next
this always happens in the history of civilization!
September 26th, 2008 at 1:01 am
just another leftist show striking fear into the hearts of americas by ignorant propaganda. i mean come on folks
September 26th, 2008 at 2:00 am
Anything tastes good with Peppers and Garlic. Especially in Flat Critter Stew.
Get prepared patriots you know whats coming next.
Its too bad the Saudi cant bail out this Bush failure
September 26th, 2008 at 2:33 am
The fact that Comedy shows are the place to get your real information on the telly should tell you something about the state of the country…apparently, the destruction of the USA is entertainment of the laughing kind…and the people are happy to tune in and laugh…
Rien ne va plus…
September 26th, 2008 at 2:38 am
This isn’t a Bush failure! This is all contrived and planned. Welcome to the Amero.
September 26th, 2008 at 3:21 am
Words cannot describe Bush in a conversation with Paulson regarding economics.
Its like a mentally retarded shaved orangutan in a suit talking to a mentally retarded man.
Is it FUNNY? Is it SAD? I don’t know anymore.
I just don’t know anymore.
The difference between them is that the mentally retarded man figured out the economy was not “fundamentally sound” only a few months ago. Whereas the retarded orangutan in a suit figured it out only a few days ago, but ONLY because he was told this by the mentally retarded man.
September 26th, 2008 at 6:02 am
@rush limpaugh
you placate to the dumbed down, do you really expect me to believe your false left and right paradgm? what you need to do is to address your visits to bohemian grove, does your ass swing left, right or both? that is the question. I guess if hemoroids creme dont work then you could always pull out your trusted oxycotton eh?
September 26th, 2008 at 6:14 am
Even though this is a comedy show it is also satire.
Satire can be a very powerful weapon when used in the right conditions. This is one of them.
Actually the orangutan probably has more intelligence than Paulson or boosh.
Say goodnight America.
September 26th, 2008 at 6:56 am
The Question is will this turn into another Holomodor where we will be forced to eat
eachother. Will McPeoples start showing up for the New Neo-Con Economy?
September 26th, 2008 at 7:24 am
When he says last you need to be on your feet thinking what does he mean by that.
It kind of occured to me as I read other articles about how the campaign can be suspended that your realise he is mocking the fact he could well be the last president if he becomes dictator lol
September 26th, 2008 at 9:35 am
“Its like Finding a Vein on a Failure Junkie…”
September 26th, 2008 at 9:58 am
Disillusioned, Thank you for that.
Matt Oakley, mostholyfamilymonastery.com /no joke, in all honor, respect, love and charity
September 26th, 2008 at 11:22 am
THE GREEN IS THE PEOPLE.
September 26th, 2008 at 11:27 am
Mmmm-mmmm! 4-day-dead southern-fried roadkill skunk… Yum-mmmm-mers! The kids just love it!
With plenty of A-1 Sauce, of course. Everything tastes better with A-1 Sauce!
September 26th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
He said “Roadkill”…
September 26th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
@35
Don’t forget the ‘chilled’ Chablis dude. suk!suk!suuuuuk!
September 26th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
simply nuts
September 26th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
That piece of video was priceless and I haven’t laughed that much since Palin’s answer to her Foreign Policy question.
Gosh, I sure needed that!!!!
September 26th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
I’ll knock your ass out oh don’t cha know.
September 26th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
i have no fear cuz we got our brave hockey mom coming and she dont blink…she tough and will get the terarists….she good for usa….u.s.a…..i like her….she help us….she waz governor and very smart and has nice glasses….she hockey mom !
September 26th, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Wow, that is the strongest piece of truth on national television in one setting. I find it funny yet sad that the only place that has talked about the criminal clause to write a bill which says it cannot be review by the courts, has been the Daily Show and the Colbert Report. Everywhere else, CNN, MSNBC, all they talk about is the 700 billion and the poor banks. You may not have to worry about a bank any more because there might not be a car to drive you to one.
September 27th, 2008 at 1:51 am
It’s getting to the point where it’s illegal to fart! It’s funny and disturbing at the same time. The following is from MSNBC:
Charge dropped against man accused of farting
He had an upset stomach, but police didn’t let him go to the toilet, he says
MSNBC News Services
updated 8:55 a.m. CT, Fri., Sept. 26, 2008
SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. – A West Virginia man accused of passing gas and fanning it toward a police officer no longer faces a battery charge.
The Kanawha County prosecutor’s office requested that the charge be dropped against 34-year-old Jose Cruz.
Cruz, of Clarksburg, W. Va., was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station.
According to a criminal complaint, Cruz passed gas and made a fanning motion toward patrolman T.E. Parsons after being taken for a breathalyzer test.
“The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons,” the complaint alleged.
Cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn’t move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. He said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he first arrived at the station.
“I couldn’t hold it no more,” he said.
He also denied being drunk and uncooperative as the police complaint alleged. He added he was upset at being prepared for a breathalyzer test while having an asthma attack. The police statement said he later resisted being secured for a trip to a hospital that he requested for asthma treatment.
Cruz said the officers thought the gas incident was funny when it happened and laughed about it with him.
Cruz, who was arrested Tuesday, still faces two charges: driving under the influence and driving without headlights, and two counts of obstruction.
September 28th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Like you andrew…i agree with your analysis…she is awesome…shes soooooo cute,,,shes gonna shake things up in washington, ruffle some feathers along the way, a real maverick…. a real american….gonna shake things up, ruffle the feathers, push people around. shake washingtones feathers and ruffle the mavericks shes going to make washington cute and shes going to declare war on canada..shes soo cute, a cute maverick moose huntin feather ruffler
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