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Homeland Security, Sesame Style
Jeff Dufour and Patrick Gavin
DC Examiner
Thursday, Sept 18, 2008
When it comes to securing the homeland, who better to help you sleep at night than various characters from the popular children’s show, “Sesame Street” … ?!?
Seriously.
In a move that will make Bush administration detractors bring back those duct tape jokes again, the Department of Homeland Security has partnered up with the famous children’s show.
“We all want our children to feel safe in this world,” said Meryl Chertoff, wife of Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff, at a ceremony held at the John Tyler Elementary School to announce the partnership. “And who better to do that than our Sesame Street friends, Grover and Rosita!”
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“I always knew that [Mr. and Mrs. Chertoff] would be big muppet Muppett supporters!” said Sesame Workshop CEO Gary Knell.
As you can imagine, the partnership is aimed at children, and seeks to encourage family preparedness plans in the case of emergencies.
“Family preparedness is the cornerstone of personal and community readiness,” said Secretary Chertoff in a statement (he was scheduled to attend the event, but has been busy handling the aftermath of Hurricane Ike in Texas). “And we could not be more pleased to team up with Sesame Workshop.”
But perhaps Grover puts it best in his introductory remarks, published in a pamphlet titled, “Let’s Get Ready!”
“I, your furry, blue friend Grover, have a story to share. Are you wondering what it is about? I will give you an itty-bitty hint: It is about getting ready for emergencies! Oh boy, that was a big hint. Do you want to get ready, too? You do? Oh, I am so pleased. Then read this story with me, and let us get ready together!”
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September 18th, 2008 at 11:13 am
How exactly is a three year old going to prepare his home and family against emergencies? What a bunch of conditioning mind control. How sad. Michael Chertoff is a skeleton-faced killer and the CEO of Sesame Street must have thrown in with the DEVIL! J/k but not really.
September 18th, 2008 at 11:28 am
The only thing this is preparing is that childs mind for brainwashing and mind control. Got to hit them when they are young.
How to brainwash a child :
start teaching from an early age
dumb down the school system to not actually teach them to learn
dumb down society and convince them to waste their lives on pathetic diversions
take anything they cherish and love, and turn that into a weapon to use against them
It’s pretty clear what’s going on. So is Elmo going to tell those kids to keep a secret diary of things their parents do, and to report them to the gestapo, oops, i mean police, when needed?
Seriously, they think so lowly of us they aren’t even attempting to hide this stuff anymore.
September 18th, 2008 at 11:33 am
Sunny day chasing the chem-trail clouds away, on my way to where the air is sweet, can you tell me how to get, how to get to Police in the streets?
Chertoff’s theme song.
September 18th, 2008 at 11:55 am
This is known as Common Purpose in the UK.
September 18th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
I think our kids would feel safer if all the whore/warmongers were replaced with peace-loving folks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
youtube.com/goldieshome
September 18th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
SCRAM! or Oscar is going to call the Federally funded local Muppet SWAT to come and ‘extraordinary rendition’ your punk ass.
Now beat it, I gotta tazer this damn worm!
September 18th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
“We all want our children to feel safe in this world, and who better to do that than our Sesame Street friends, Grover and Rosita!” said Meryl Chertoff, wife of Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff
PROTOCOL No. 9
3. …We rule by force of will, because in our hands are the fragments of a once powerful party, now vanquished by us. AND THE WEAPONS IN OUR HANDS ARE LIMITLESS AMBITIONS, BURNING GREEDINESS, MERCILESS VENGEANCE, HATREDS AND MALICE
4. IT IS FROM US THAT THE ALL-ENGULFING TERROR PROCEEDS… WE WILL NOT GIVE THEM PEACE UNTIL THEY OPENLY ACKNOWLEDGE OUR INTERNATIONAL SUPER-GOVERNMENT, AND WITH SUBMISSIVENESS.
6. We might have reason to apprehend a union between the “clear-sighted” force of the GOY kings on their thrones and the “blind” force of the GOY mobs, but we have taken all the needful measure against any such possibility: between the one and the other force WE HAVE ERECTED A BULWARK IN THE SHAPE OF A MUTUAL TERROR BETWEEN THEM. In this way the blind force of the people remains our support and we, and we only, shall provide them with a leader and, of course, direct them along the road that leads to our goal…
http://www.biblebelievers.org......%20No.%209
September 18th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
F ucking B ullshit
September 18th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
I agree with SmarTpantz , chertoff is totally a skeleton faced creep haha, scary mother f…ker…
With Obama’s youth brigade and Chertoff’s puppet brainwashing, our kids are going to be active members of the new world order army before they hit puberty.
September 18th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Children’s Television Workshop (responsible for Sesame Street) run by Council on Foreign Relations members
Joan Ganz Cooney,
Chairman. Executive Committee, Children’s Television Workshop
http://www.geocities.com/Capit.....RI-CFR.HTM
September 18th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
This sux!!
September 18th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
You have to start brainwashing them at a young age when they can still be easily indoctrinated. The Nazi’s knew this already and had great success with teaching the children at school to spy on their parents and tell the teacher if they were ‘good Germans’ and what was discussed at home. Many children have unknowingly been responsible for the arrest and execution of their parents.
You better get used to not saying anything against the government when your young children can hear it.
September 18th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
And now boys and girls, who wants to come up here and help Grover show us all that a cavity search is nothing to worry about?
September 18th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
I can only imagine if Jim Henson was still alive, that he would have told them to go screw themselves. Pity his son doesn’t have a decent set of balls…
September 18th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Well done, Linda in RI! Who in the hell does Mrs. Chertoff think she is acting in this capacity? What authority does she have to act in the place of her husband in ANY capacity!?!?! It’s bad enough we didn’t vote this guy in…now his wife can be appointed? Is she now the official first lady of Homeland Security? Can we ask her to fix the economy for us? Maybe she should go settle this nasty Georgia – Russia thing.
September 18th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
I always knew Elmo was a whore.
September 18th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
Take a look, it’s an act of defiance…
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=MtgCxAhC68Y
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=XbrNSOxwXOM
September 18th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
…what can a 3year old do to help in an emergency? why, make sure daddy hasn’t taken the red sticker off the door.
September 18th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
So Chertoff is a Zionist . . . . we are done for.
September 18th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
I think you are all missing the real plan…This does not make kids feel safer, it only frightens them more… Kids are very smart, only a few don’ know whats going on, they just go along with it because they know they are powerless… This is not only designed to frighten them, its designed to create a reliance on the system, you know, the governmental parent… The poster that mentioned England came the closest! And Dick Tracy, he is not only a Zionist, he is a dual Israeli/American Citizen that holds loyalty to Israel!
September 18th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
Its scary for sure, but Paulson, Bernanke and Bush are the puppets I’m the most afraid of.
September 19th, 2008 at 4:38 am
Sunny day inject me with mercury
and suddenly I’m convulsing
They took my mommy away from me
For refusing still more vaccines
Its so beautiful how the State
how the State is loving me
how the State is loving me
I’ll be dead before thirteen
Still its something I believe
That the State is loving me.
September 19th, 2008 at 7:12 am
Funny I thought Chertoff was a Muppet? You know this administration only sticks to hiring family
September 19th, 2008 at 7:24 am
Hey skelaton face Chertov, why don’t you quit fucking around with muppets and puppets and go help those people who’s homes were destroyed in the last hurricane.
September 19th, 2008 at 7:52 am
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September 19th, 2008 at 9:13 am
Awe nice friendly men in black ski masks with submachine guns busting down your door and kidnapping you to FEMA concentration camps where you can be secretly executed, secretly tortured, with nice secret kangaroo courts awe, isn’t it nice. The death of the Free Republic is good, awe, love your Government…. they’re nice.