You conspiracy fools are the laughing stock of ordinary, well-adjusted individuals. You’ve been crying wolf and distorting information for years. Anybody with an iota of real intelligence and critical thinking skills knows that Alex Jones and people like him are basically just undereducated bums who’ve managed to make a pretty good living by synthesizing the repetitiousness of Fox News lies with a deliciously retarded fantasy/fiction/doomsday storyline that involves themes from religious and science fiction cults.

Time and time again his baseless predictions have flopped, yet you cravenly suckle at the greasy nipple of the Rush Limbaugh of conspiracy libertarianism. Just look at the last 12 months. The first prediction in Jones’ grossly oversimplified “evil almighty Neocons” world was that John McCain was going to steal the election from his opponent Barack Obama. Although that was already a ridiculous and unsubstantiated prediction, the absurdity was stepped up a notch several months before the election when Alex whined that martial law was going to be declared instead.

The election arrived, and you all should have felt like total retards. It could not have been a more peaceful arrival of a new president-elect from the Democratic Party.

But this was intolerable to doofus Jones, who desperately clung to the only narrative he’d known for the past 8 years: evil almighty Neocons. He began to backtrack, and rambled that instead of a stolen election and martial law, the Neocons had simply “allowed” for Obama to win the election in order to promote the illusion of an intact democracy. Now, according to the enlightened Texas fatso, there would be a MILITARY COUP at some point between the “staged” election (Nov. 4th) and his inauguration (Jan. 20). Yikes! Long story short, and to my cherished amusement, that never happened either. Barack Obama has safely been our president for over 4 months.

The point is this: Jones and you have been crying wolf for foreign and domestic national elections, foreign and domestic military coups, acts of and/or alleged plots to commit terrorism, the imposition of martial law, “bio-holocaust” swine flu… it goes on forever! Put down your weed pipes, unplug your Xbox, and see that the world is not a comic book. Intelligent, successful world leaders are not trying to silence and imprison and attack and poison and kill you. Relax.

Why can’t you realize that the only conspiracy directly affecting your warped lives is the reality that Alex Jones is profiting off gullible retards who are simply too dimwitted to discern that no matter who holds political power in the Unites States government, no matter what events transpire, and no matter how often his visions never manifest, Jones’ central claims will never ever change. He’s been collecting advertising and sales revenue off you fools for a decade.

Now, after years of abject failure to “debunk” 9/11, the Jonesian cult fiasco has rebranded itself as the last line of defense against the “new world order”. “Subscribe to Prison Planet TV and help us fight the tyranny of the new world order – for only $5.95 a month!” Hahahaha! That line reads like it could have been lifted right out of a South Park script mocking the raw idiocy of your “truth movement” That’s fucking gold! You fools are so blind to the scam you’re embroiled in!

For further evidence of Jones’ ulterior motives, just notice at how many Bush-voting Americans have flocked to “The Obama Deception” YouTube and began patronizing his webpage. The bloated oaf has dollar signs in his eyes. His sad excuse for a film was so hilariously retarded that I knew after literally only 4 minutes that it represented yet another step AJ has waddled toward the abyss of an intellectual coma.

The narrative begins hysterically with an academically unqualified, analytically bankrupt thug making an analogy between the complex international political, banking, business, and media systems with a disgruntled customer at Burger King.

The gimmicks are laughable! I love the sheer paranoia and delusions of grandeur exhibited by a notably well-fed Alex Jones, who childishly pretends that the Bilderbergs — who rule the world, remember — can’t simply close one fucking hotel for a day in advance, but instead have to go all high-school on guests’ asses with some lame gag at 2:00 in the morning. What an embarrassing buffoon this man is. I would be genuinely willing to bet money that one of Jones’ bonehead flunkies just scuttled into the hallway and pulled the fire alarm.

Uhh… I can’t go on… Too many deluded minds to save… brains to reactivate…

The one last thing I’m gonna say is how excited I am to come back in maybe 2 days and see how many non-thinking imbeciles have accused me of being a government agent. Haha! This is going to be great! Some will call me Cointelpro, others will call me Mossad, while still others will suffer from truth-induced temper tantrums of rage and uninterpretable confusion: “gaY! fuckiing FAG media whore!! bigg Jew i bet u jeww jew and corporate cock suckerr FUCK yoU!”

But nobody will accuse me what I really am, which is precisely what none of you had the guts to achieve in life: a 21 year old student currently composing his master’s thesis in international relations.

Start using your brain. You will see that the world is more complex than a Texas bum’s imagination, and truth is more elusive than a punchline.

For example, when Wal-Mart came into existence, we basically built everything on our own soil. Shortly afterwords, we entered this cycle.

Wal-Mart demanded that prices be lowered, in the meantime Wall Street says that companies must show a profit. Mr. CEO decides that a fringe benefit should be cut and the workers accept.

Wal-Mart demanded that prices be lowered, in the meantime Wall Street says that companies must show a profit. Mr. CEO decides that the workers have been taking a little too much vacation time, the workers accept a small cut in vacation pay.

Wal-Mart demanded that prices be lowered, in the meantime Wall Street says that companies must show a profit. Mr. CEO decides that there are too many plants and that one of them has got to close. The workers accept longer hours and a slight increase in pay in exchange for losing that plant.

Wal-Mart demanded that prices be lowered, in the meantime Wall Street says that companies must show a profit. Mr. CEO decides that the night shift has got to go and the workers accept for one more day of vacation.

Wal-Mart demanded that prices be lowered, in the meantime Wall Street says that companies must show a profit. Mr. CEO decides some senior employees have got to go, and a few inexperienced employees would be hired to replace them with their pay cut in half.

Wal-Mart demanded that prices be lowered, in the meantime Wall Street says that companies must show a profit. Mr. CEO decides to close all plants and move all production to China which would drastically reduce expenses. The employees cry that they are losing their jobs, but that is just the way it is.

Wal-Mart demanded that prices be lowered, in the meantime Wall Street says that companies must show a profit. Mr. CEO decides to close the company offices and move all those jobs to India.

Wal-Mart demanded that prices be lowered, in the meantime Wall Street says that companies must show a profit. Mr. CEO cuts a product line in order to save money.

Wal-Mart demanded that prices be lowered, in the meantime Wall Street says that companies must show a profit. Mr. CEO decides to go out of business because he can’t cut anything else. He does this by merging with another company.

The point that I am trying to make is that corporations are destroying America and that they are namely banks including the US Federal Reserve. I honestly believe that the founding, expansion, and growth of Wal-Mart may have been funded by the banks (if not the fed itself). Yes, the bible calls for 10 nations to rise in the last days, along with the antichrist, but the antichrist’s servant is the Pope of the Roman Catholic Church and the mark of the beast is the fact that people go to church on Sunday which is not the sabbath (Saturday).

As a result, this is how judgement will play out:

1. (This is already happening). God will allow small and large businesses to fail. Namely investment banks, small newspapers, magazines, small banks, and small and large retail stores alike.

2. (Also already happening). God will let the companies deemed too big to fail by the US government survive.

3. President Barack Obama will be discovered to be an usurper to the Presidency. This will cause massive riots while Obama will declare Martial Law in order to save himself. However, Obama will make the declaration in a joint session of congress with all his cabinet members attending.

4. During the joint session of congress, God will begin the judgement by sending fire upon the capital (likely saving Ron Paul in the process). Also, selective fires will be visited upon the 50 state governments in order to cleanse them, The entire Bush clan including extended family and pretty much everybody making excessive amounts of money including Wall Street Investors, the big banks, and the US Federal Reserve.

5. Also destroyed will be the many central banks across the world. Meanwhile the current media (for the most part) will be crippled by God’s power meaning we will see the return of objective journalism.

6. What will happen is that God will eventually allow the antichrist to take over the world, but the bible says that the antichrist will arise and amaze everyone with his tricks which will include a “lasting peace deal” between Israel and the Arabs. He will be unopposed in every effect and will be seen as the one and only Jesus Christ.

They’ll start a big war before allowing hyper-inflation to happen.

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So in general I would never advise anyone that getting out of debt is a bad idea. But if you’re THAT certain about coming hyper inflation, the correct strategy would be to hold back on paying off existing debt. Simultaneously saving $1 today for tomorrow isn’t quite as sound either. The purchasing power of that dollar now is considerably higher than it would be in the future. You want to hold hard assets that hold their value better in this inflationary environment, not US paper.

Having said all that, none of it is useful if you don’t have a job. If anything paying off all debt now makes the most sense in that context. You obviously don’t want to stick to such risky hyper inflation strategies if you’re not pretty damn confident you’ll still have a job in 2-3 years.