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Just Another Comedian With Good CIA Contacts
Comment: Having had the displeasure of watching ‘Bruno‘ – I can honestly say it’s probably the most dumbed-down, vile, and unfunny piece of crap I’ve ever had the misfortune to witness. At least Borat had sporadic moments of social commentary and political satire. Sacha Baron-Cohen needs to realize that the only people who will laugh at a penis wiggling around on screen for two minutes are semi-retarded zombies whose brains have been partially lobotomized by all the aspartame and sodium fluoride they have consumed.
The “Ass” movie in Idiocracy was supposed to be a parody on some nightmare future world where people are so retarded that ‘entertainment’ consists of watching rude body parts – but in watching Bruno we find that reality is already here with us today.
The part where he tries to make a fool out of Ron Paul is just tragic and pathetic. Most of the “confrontations” in the movie leave the viewer siding with the victim, not laughing at them. Hopefully this will be the last we will see of Baron-Cohen’s dull and predictable antics on the big screen.
There’s my review – you’ll find a very different perspective if you read reviews from Hollyweird publications whose interests are firmly centered around keeping people drooling, slurping on Coke and giggling at sophmoric garbage like Bruno forevermore.
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Darryl Mason
Your New Reality
Sunday, July 12, 2009
A 75 year old southern gentleman who loves ballroom dancing with his friends in Alabama found himself on the receiving end of a Sacha Baron-Cohen prank for his new movie, Bruno. Cohen came to their small dance with his film crew, in character as Austrian gay attention whore, Bruno, and tried to shock these ‘old timers’ with an ‘outrageous’ deep kiss with his male dancing partner. Ooooh, cutting edge comedy. How radical. How…last century.
The southern gentleman points out that few of his fiends at the dance were shocked by the kiss. But they were outraged that their southern hospitality had been taken advantage of. So simple revenge was plotted :
Calling friends in other ballroom groups the next morning, I found he’d booked to film more dances – in Huntsville, and also Chattanooga and Nashville in Tennessee. Sacha’s organised, but we’re very organised, too. We put out the word on the internet and they were all cancelled. He was on our territory, so we could do what we liked. Sorry for messing up your schedule, Brüno.
In the South we are taught to trust people, to show hospitality. In return we were insulted. Baron Cohen, I concluded, was little more than an empty shell. Religion has b,een reported to be important to him, but his personal religion seems to be based on greed and deriving pleasure from shocking others, often being cruel and uncaring – to get what he is after.
And here’s an observation that gets rarely mentioned in all the discussions and reviews and fucking endless op-eds about Cohen’s ‘gotcha’ movie-making :
…those sheets of paper we signed were release forms, giving our consent to the footage being used in Sacha’s forthcoming film about Brüno, the gay Austrian television reporter. We were, it turned out, extras working for a pittance.
Or no money at all. Dozens, hundreds of people, appeared in the extremely profitable Borat and Bruno movies, and some had near starring roles, but none of them got paid what any other actor would have received for the same amount of screen time in any other big studio movie. And the ‘extras’ who populate Cohen’s movies don’t get a screen credit, either.
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And here’s a most curious interview of Sacha Baron-Cohen, out of character, discussing how he managed to get an interview with “an actual terrorist”. How did this British satirist get to interview a real terrorist? His “contact” at the CIA helped out.
Err, what?
Australians, of course, have seen Cohen’s act done before, and better, decades ago.
In the 1970s, we had Norman Gunston. Norman Gunston was a richly-crafted character played by actor Gary McDonald who would front up to interviews and press conferences, as just another reporter, though a uniquely bizarre looking one, and proceed to cause confusion, chaos and plenty of laughs. The difference with Norman Gunston was he pulled his pranks on celebrities and politicians, not everyday people who were kind enough to invite some freak to their dance or dinner party.
Here’s Norman Gunston interviewing Mick Jagger :
And here’s Norman Gunston interviewing Mohammed Ali :
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July 12th, 2009 at 9:34 am
Let me get this straight… a comedian through non-violent means was able to be a position with a ‘terrorist’ that the US government seems to believe is only capable via pre-emptive war, extraordinary rendition, and harassing innocent people?
Probably a garbage publicity stunt… but it is strange that he would mention a ‘contact’.
Anyway…
zarathustra88 Reply:
July 12th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
This is just more garbage from the nation wreckers of history –the Jews.
July 12th, 2009 at 10:31 am
I liked the movie. IM AN AGENT! MUHAHAHHA!~
July 12th, 2009 at 10:32 am
Ron Paul scene from “Bruno” a mockumentary Sacha Baron Cohen
http://ex1qx.tk
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July 12th, 2009 at 10:56 am
Cant a movie be silly and stupid? People have to lighten up..this article is fucking dumb
C# Reply:
July 12th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
There is nothing wrong with being silly, but there is something wrong with rudely tricking people and making crass sexual jokes.
will hale Reply:
July 12th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
but it needs a razor edge to make it memorable
this guy is very limited in his comedy skills
it shows
can you believe he chose a 1970’s caricature of a gay man to make a movie
really he is not very smart
July 12th, 2009 at 11:20 am
Bruno is a scream he is v. funny. But he does have a nasty streak and his wit well runs a bit dry when his humor crosses the line live.
I think it mean he is a v. compassionate person and inwardly doesn’t like to brutalize people with comedy too much.
But he does any way cause it is fun.Sometimes you just have to go with your heart, ask any cop.
shocked and awed Reply:
July 12th, 2009 at 11:51 am
I started to wonder what the hell happened to you till I read the last line. Ya ‘got’ me!
July 12th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Cohen is a dual citizen of Israel, <<<
I'm So Bored With The U-S-A Reply:
July 12th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
So is every other jew in the world.
What is your point?
1776blues Reply:
July 13th, 2009 at 1:45 am
I’m not, my mother and her siblings are not dual citizens either; according to you the best guess would be that about 8 million people have traveled to Israel over the years to get their dual citizenship….hmmm get your facts straight, bored w/usa!
‘Obtaining dual citizenship in Israel is singular and unique in that any person born in any country who is Jewish can travel to Israel and become a citizen of the state without going through a long naturalization period. Naturalizing as a dual citizen in Ireland can be accomplished simply by having at least one grandparent who was born in Ireland. Providing scientific or economic advantage to Austria can net you dual citizenship there.’
1984 Reply:
July 13th, 2009 at 4:06 am
Which of course is not true..
will hale Reply:
July 12th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
get over this race shit will u
truly its no wonder alex get targeted by mainstream with comments like that
1776blues Reply:
July 13th, 2009 at 1:29 am
What race shit?
http://judaism.about.com/od/ab.....jewish.htm
Being Jewish is not a race
Being Jewish is not a race because Jews do not share one common ancestry or biological distinction. People of many different races have become Jewish people over the years.
Being Jewish is not a nationality
Being Jewish is not a nationality because Jews have been dispersed throughout the world for almost two thousand years. People of many different nationalities are Jewish.
Being Jewish is like being a citizen of a religious movement
Being Jewish means you are a part of a religious movement. However, the great majority of Jews become a part of the religious movement through birth and not due to their beliefs or actions. In this way, being Jewish is like being a citizen of a religious movement.
A Jewish identity is automatically bestowed on the babies of Jewish mothers (according to Orthodox and Conservative Judaism) and of Jewish mothers or fathers (according to Reform Judaism). This Jewish identity stays with them throughout life even if they don’t actively practice Judaism.
If a person is not born Jewish, he/she can undergo the process of conversion to become a Jew. A person who was not born Jewish or has not gone through the conversion process is not considered a Jew even if he or she believes in Judaism and observes Jewish practices. The conversion process is very meaningful because it is the only way for a non-Jew to become Jewish.
July 12th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Bruno <3 Ron Paul.
Ha ha you guys suck so much balls.
1776blues Reply:
July 13th, 2009 at 1:31 am
cia; Why is you have to bring your personal taste into this?
1776blues Reply:
July 13th, 2009 at 1:49 am
“why is it”
Correction made before someone assumes and insults the fact I forgot a word!
July 12th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Bruno the producers and who ever put this shit out are some really big idiots . who the $$$$ would watch that shit is beond me , thats what i will say
July 12th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
What do you expect from the masses that honer a fucking stool backing sodomite pedophile
like wacko jacko.The mass media is just as vile honoring this piece of feces so it doesn’t surprise me that they like this piece of shit movie.
Mars Reply:
July 13th, 2009 at 4:47 am
You’re lucky he is dead otherwise he would sue you for libel
July 12th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Sasha Baron Cohen is a hard-core Zionist who frequented Zionist “youth camps” in Israhell. His last movie Borat was thinly veiled reverse propaganda dipicting “anti-semites” (or those who dare to criticise Jewish brutality) as backward morons who are stuck in the dark ages i.e Khazakstan.
The “terrorist” he interviews in Bruno is from the West Bank – again reinforcing the notion that anyone fighting to defend Palastine is a “terrorist”. Do you really think he could have got away with depicting jews as he did in Borat if he wasn’t a jew himself and there wasn’t an ulterior message in the movie? Of course not, the ADL and every other Zio-censorship agency would have been all over it.
I'm So Bored With The U-S-A Reply:
July 12th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
They were, just as many gay groups are pissed at him doing the same thing regarding homophobia with this flick.
bingo Reply:
July 12th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
i agree
July 12th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Hey leave Bruno alone…he’s my brother.
July 12th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
That such putrid garbage as this could even exist in the first place is definitive proof that this world is seriously fucked in the head. No doubt about it.
The termination of this fucked-up world could not come too soon…
July 12th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
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July 12th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
He’s only got one bit – world’s stupidest talmudic con-artist.
July 12th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Sigh…
Comedy jist ain’t what it useta be… Well, you know, actually funny…
If you want to enjoy a silly movie, see Weird Al’s UHF instead. Netflix has it.
“Yes, it’s SPATULA CITY-Y-Y!!! For all your spatula needs!”
Or…
“Wheel… of… FISH!”
Stoo-oo-pid, but hilarious.
July 12th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Bruno is some of the best satire that’s been out by Hollywood in years.
This reviewer missed the point.
July 12th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
What a crappy zionist, Israel will fall, free Palestine.
July 12th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
The jews are the masters of lie and usury.
July 12th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
The promotion/publicity for this movie in the UK is everywhere. You can’t escape it. It’s insane. I already feel like I’ve seen the movie 40 times. Someone is pouring huge sums of money into this.
Why?
July 12th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
Jews are parasitic scum. They cause problems wherever they go. Hitler was doing the planet a favor.
Emerson Cardoso Reply:
July 13th, 2009 at 3:06 am
You stop spitting your poison. The jews are as manipulated as everyone else. keep your nazi thoughts to yourself.
July 13th, 2009 at 1:21 am
Fuck Cohen.I never thought this dude was funny I think he’s another disrespectful Jew ,I thought Borat was making fun of some good hearted people.It’s no wonder why the Jews have been exiled from all these countries ,Cohen ain’t special he’s just another Talmud Jew with a smart fucking mouth.He reminds me of one of those shaky little dogs you just want to kick .
July 13th, 2009 at 1:49 am
Well, whaddya know? Prisonplanet “fans” and “contributors” dislike Bruno – SHOCK!
And the criticism is riddled with blatant anti-semitism of the crudest sort.
Wow – what a shock.
What a disgusting bunch of idiots you are. You’re pathetic foot-soldiers for the far-right. HAHA – what an army.
sucha-barren-colon Reply:
July 13th, 2009 at 5:47 am
“And the criticism is riddled with blatant anti-semitism of the crudest sort.”
Yeah – tell the paid disinfo people to try harder. They’re getting lazy.
Aunty_Semite Reply:
July 13th, 2009 at 6:01 am
Well, the comments here *are* riddled with blatant anti-semitism.
Not so different from von Brunn the jew-hater/murderous nutjob, right? Same beliefs.
FFTDJ Reply:
July 13th, 2009 at 6:33 am
How’s running that house of ill repute working for ya?
sucha-barren-colon Reply:
July 13th, 2009 at 6:34 am
“Well, the comments here *are* riddled with blatant anti-semitism.”
It’s the tried & trusted way to derail any serious discussion. And we can have no idea who’s actually making them.
Which is why I simply ignore them.
FFTDJ Reply:
July 13th, 2009 at 6:48 am
False-flagging is very Straussian and talmudic, so you could say it’s very zionist and neoconnish, thus I can understand your Straussian/talmudic/zionist/neoconish desire to avoid acknowledging his accusation of false-flagging completely and instead wrap yourself around the softest and most comfy word-blanket you can find.
Aunty_Semite Reply:
July 13th, 2009 at 8:17 am
Why ignore the *fact* that people here have a conception that “the joooos are behind everything”?
It’s just like what Von Brunn thought……..and yet people here deny being anything like such a paranoid, far-right, anti-semite goofball. Look at how upset they got when the DHS fingered them for their potential for domestic terror? Von Brunn proves such threat from anti-semitic 911 goofballs was well justified. As it is.
FFTDJ Reply:
July 13th, 2009 at 9:22 am
Bcause you’re such a special waggling naked asshat of a spluttering retard, “Aunty”, I’m going to correctly accuse you of ignoring Von Brunn’s prison record for zionist political gain.
FFTDJ Reply:
July 13th, 2009 at 9:32 am
Next thing you’ll tell us is the Judy Wood and no-WTC-planer fan clubs are not zionist false-opposition.
How the heck are you going to troll here to rile up potential patsies UNLESS you sidestep any comment suggesting the asshats in charge have completely false-flagged their credibility away in the name of every stinking pile of crap you call holy?
July 13th, 2009 at 3:39 am
Now I really want to go and see it!
July 13th, 2009 at 6:32 am
semi-retarded zombies????
ugh. what’s with using retarded unless of course you’re still in 7th grade and trying to be cool.
FFTDJ Reply:
July 13th, 2009 at 6:54 am
Good point. “Trainable” or “PC window-licker talking-head” would’ve been much better.
July 13th, 2009 at 7:01 am
False-oppositioning is very Marxist/Straussian/neocon-ish/zionist. These idiots have been running the US for a very loooong time, and it shows.
July 13th, 2009 at 8:09 am
marxist/straussian/neocon/zionist?
as if those things are IN ANY WAY related to each other.
Prove you’re not an idiot? How is “Straussian” like “marxist”?
July 13th, 2009 at 9:16 am
Kinda funny too, to see people laying into “joooos” when RonPaul’s guru (Ludwig Von Mises) was a jew. So was Murray Rothbard.
You people are so funny. You haven’t the least coherence about anything.
July 13th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Neocons are Straussian zionists, Marxists are their zionist false-opposition, and both of them were funded by zionist deep pockets to hijack the political process with their disgusting dishonest inbred epotistic fraudulent zionist left-right dichotomy which you are too involved in to acknowledge without losing your pathetic bullcrap momentum here, Aunty_Co-conspirator.
Aunty Semite Reply:
July 15th, 2009 at 11:38 am
Neocons are Straussian zionists?????
Explain? Bet you can’t?
Marxists are their zionist false-opposition??????
Explain? bet you can’t? you don’t even know what marxism is, right?
both of them were funded by zionist deep pockets????????
Errr….right.
to hijack the political process with their disgusting dishonest inbred epotistic fraudulent zionist left-right dichotomy which you are too involved in to acknowledge without losing your pathetic bullcrap momentum here, Aunty_Co-conspirator.???????????
errr – and you just talk a load of rubbish which means nothing, right? stringing words together is easy – as you show. Shame you don’t make any sense.
July 16th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Hey,
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July 16th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Hello,
Sir/Madam
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By the way i am from East A Africa but in a country called Uganda.Sir/Madam the issue why i have wrote this letter is that we are acting movies and comedes but our problems are many but the first one is video cameras please if you have any send to us,if even if it is old we dont care just give us that one if God wishes and we can invite in Uganda to teach us more about movies and to see what we are doing on that issue you are most welcome in Africa.
Here is my mobile.+256773312628
We are waiting your reply.
July 17th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
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