Lucky Mancs could get ID cards first, Jacqui declares

John Oates
The Register
Friday, Jan 30, 2009

Wacky Jacqui Smith continues to believe her own increasingly insane press releases on ID cards. Yesterday she told the people of Manchester that they might be lucky enough to get their hands on ID cards earlier than the rest of the country.

The Home Office is looking for “beacon areas” to further trial the cards from autumn this year. The tech is already on trial at two airports – despite the protests from Balpa – and foreign residents have been guinea-pigging the cards since late last year.

Wacky Jacqui, with the help of the BBC, claimed in November that “people can’t wait for ID cards”. Talking about general availability of cards in 2012 she said: “I regularly have people coming up to me and saying they don’t want to wait that long.”

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Our Jacqui visited pupils at a school in Wythenshawe, and: “Together they discussed how identity cards will help young people strike out on their own by opening their first bank account, renting their first flat, or perhaps travelling to Europe for the first time.” The lovely Home Secretary and the shell-suited scrotes of southern Manchester – a heartwarming image for a Friday morning.

She said the scales were falling from people’s eyes as they saw the “real benefits for citizens… That is why we have brought forward our plans and this year will begin offering identity cards on a voluntary basis, giving British nationals the chance to access the benefits of identity cards as soon as possible.”

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10 Responses to “Lucky Mancs could get ID cards first, Jacqui declares”

1. Frank Maloney Says:
   January 30th, 2009 at 5:34 am

   I hope that the Mancunians show an even greater independence of spirit than they showed when they overwhelmingly rejected the congestion charge scheme.

   Come on Mancs, show this abomination called Labour what we Northerners are like when we unite in common purpose against an authoritarian despotism.

2. axiom Says:
   January 30th, 2009 at 7:27 am

   you can shove your id card where the sun don’t shine.

3. Ricko Says:
   January 30th, 2009 at 8:04 am

   Yes, we can’t wait to become slaves Jacqui… We hate our freedom so much that we would happily throw it away and forget about our forefathers fighting in wars to protect it…

   …Anyway, al-Qaeda attacked us because they hate our freedom, so I guess we should lose our freedom to keep us safe from al-Qaeda

   …

4. Rob O'Loughlin Says:
   January 30th, 2009 at 9:01 am

   Accept one of these cards and you have signed away the last vestiges of freedom. Don’t open them and Send them back.

5. no2chipz Says:
   January 30th, 2009 at 9:11 am

   What Jaqui La Bitch Smith is not telling the nice kids of Manchester is that if YOU DO NOT get an ID card YOU WILL NOT be able to open a bank account, travel to europe OR ANY FUCKING WHERE OUTSIDE OF BRITAIN , or rent a flat / get a mortgage because you wont have a Bank Account to do so.

   Thats sinister as hell , but you know what ? When the history books are written it will all be about of Jaqui Smith was recognising that the people wanted ID cards — when in fact NOTHING could be further from the truth

6. M UK Says:
   January 30th, 2009 at 1:43 pm

   Lucky Mancunians! I bet they are already forming orderly queues to get these cards and a free tattoo on their forheads while they wait…..
   Wake up Jacqui Smith. No one wants your fucking cards!

7. AndreaL Says:
   January 30th, 2009 at 4:25 pm

   More Jacqui “witch” smith brainwashing, Can’t get the adults on board so we have to bullshit the kids that know no different hey jacqui? We see your dirty tricks, your lies and propaganda, you’ve dumped on the people of britian and our constitution, you should be more than ashamed of your yourself. your bought and paid for trash i don’t know how you dare show your face in public!

8. Scott Says:
   January 30th, 2009 at 5:21 pm

   Just wait the American the celebrity (in crowd) will be sporting ID’s real soon. We all know about the tactics they use to drive the people.

9. Tony Says:
   January 31st, 2009 at 5:01 am

   The sad thing is that the youth of today have been conditioned not to question these glaringly obvious threats to our freedom. All they’re interested in is collecting their dss cheques and watching The Jeremy Kyle Show.

10. freedon fighter/bring the revolution Says:
    February 15th, 2009 at 2:59 pm

    i refuse to recieve or havea card…after the card comes digital angel..our whole nation is based off illuminati..tell the (CFR) to stick it up there ass.ill never bow down to there pagan habits..me and my people will bring a revolution worth mentioning.the government is getting more and more secretive..its only a matter of time before the police state comes.