July 3, 2013
“Technical barriers to grafting one person’s head onto another person’s body can now be overcome, says Dr. Sergio Canavero, a member of the Turin Advanced Neuromodulation Group.” (Quartz.com July 2)
So…imagine we were living in that kind of society 50 years up the road. We might get something like the following:
Your job at the Central General Corporation brings you a longed-for special perk.
You can sign up and get on the list for a new mind.
The technical description of the surgery is over your head, but the basics are thrilling.
Two solid improvements are speed and accuracy. You will think 20 times faster, and your rate of mistakes will drop to .01%. Your IQ will rise by a minimum of 50 points.
- A d v e r t i s e m e n t
There is also an automatic signal when a problem you’re working on won’t resolve. Your left ear lobe burns. This informs you that, no matter how hard you try, you won’t be able to come to a useful conclusion.
You’ll save a great deal of time.
The new mind you’re getting contains several basic elements:
157,893 generalizations (or premises) deemed to be truthful;
a deductive logic program that is ironclad;
and an instantly accessible technical library adjusted to your job.
The library automatically generates, collates, and summarizes the best available information re the problem you’re working on, in line with the previously installed generalizations (premises) and the logic program.
For an additional fee, you can opt for a social program that will enable you to shift out of work-mode and communicate effectively with colleagues, friends, and family.
The left-ear-lobe burn signal will go live whenever social conversations touch on controversial issues. This is your cue to back away and seek other company.
Your new mind will be monitored 24/7 from a combined NSA-DHS node that ensures proper functioning. If repairs are needed, a partial shutdown will deploy. Corrections will normally take less than three hours.
There is also a bullpen function. Persistent questions for which there is no available answer; personal reflections and contemplations; and any instance of social, political, financial, or existential claustrophobia will all be funneled to a dead space where they will linger and progressively fade.
A tiny but important Grand Slam Package will translate any thoughts once deemed to be creative into a sludge-mesh, where the velocity of transmission will slow to one synaptic flash per hour. In other words, you’ll achieve close to a zero rate on imagination.
At the perimeter of your new mind is the Cattle Farm. Slow moving, meaningless, and random tautologies circulate there, efficiently blocking exit from the space of consciousness.
You’re centered where you’re most needed, where you can perform usefully and swiftly.
The most delicate aspect of the new-mind surgery involves connecting programmed thought-impulses with neurotransmitters and hormones.
Throughout the day, you’ll think thoughts that trigger a carefully groomed and modulated pleasure-quotient. The overall effect will stimulate you to conclude you are satisfied.
A leak-proof algorithm will regulate the interplay of this satisfaction with the delight of being able to think faster. The consequent sum will define that elusive quality called happiness.
Thought-forms called Border Collies will continuously roam the space of your mind and organize stray electrical effects, bringing them into symmetrical globular wholes. These wholes will automatically constitute your “aesthetic sense.”
At night, while you sleep, regions of mind unreachable by the surgery will naturally expend extraordinary energies of outrage, resentment, resistance, and pure hatred. This is quite normal.
Scooper Drones will siphon off those energies and their attendant emotional wildfires into Sponge Wardens at seven key National Institutes of Health laboratories, where researchers will utilize them to build Strategic “Arab Spring” Platforms.
NASA is preparing to launch the Platforms. They will circle the Earth and beam wide-spectrum rage at key sites where wars, revolutions, and inciting events are deemed necessary to update mega-corporate healing enterprises.
Further specific information on these corporate operations is, at present, classified.
But know you are contributing to a higher-order resolution of planetary conflict.
It’s estimated that, with your new mind in tow, you’ll require full overhauls every three years. During these periods of hospitalization, you’ll experience total shutdown.
Your families, friends, and co-workers will be notified in advance.
As an historical note of interest, you recall, I’m sure, the so-called spying, the so-called Surveillance State, back in the old days. Yes?
Most people didn’t realize the program was the first attempt to create a single Universal Mind.
It’s about feedback:
When people know their every action and thought is monitored and watched, they naturally decide to change their thoughts, trim them down, make them more simple and lucid…so there is no misunderstanding.
The Surveillance State was really the first crude new-mind surgery that we have today.
But now we can guarantee the result. The science has advanced majestically. The surgery is extremely specific and comprehensive.
Fifty years ago, people didn’t understand why the NSA and other organizations were spying on everybody all the time. It wasn’t merely to stop terrorist attacks. So why?
Now it’s all clear. It was step one in a lengthy process of coordinating and manufacturing all minds to move as One.
Central Planning for Planet Earth must restructure brains so they perform, in various ways, to produce what we call The Whole X.
What is The Whole X? It’s the meshing of all human thought and function that will indeed produce the greatest good for the greatest number.
Whole X is the plan from above.
It calculates every move and every thought-pattern the billions of Earth inhabitants undertake, during every hour of every day.
Whole X dispenses justice and goods and services and sustainability from Nome to Tierra Del Fuego.
How can these four elements be parceled out unless, at the level of mind, the rational processes of every human are coordinated?
Yes, we’ve come a long way from Spy Headquarters. That was then; this is now.
We’ve walked the path from the Bill of Rights to the Bill of the Mind.
Use your gifts wisely.
To those who lament the loss of freedom, privacy, and imagination, consider that those qualities led us to the brink of extinction. We turned the corner and found enduring peace in our time.
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The author of two explosive collections, THE MATRIX REVEALED  and EXIT FROM THE MATRIX , Jon was a candidate for a US Congressional seat in the 29th District of California. Nominated for a Pulitzer Prize, he has worked as an investigative reporter for 30 years, writing articles on politics, medicine, and health for CBS Healthwatch, LA Weekly, Spin Magazine, Stern, and other newspapers and magazines in the US and Europe. Jon has delivered lectures and seminars on global politics, health, logic, and creative power to audiences around the world. You can sign up for his free emails atwww.nomorefakenews.com