TSA Choir Will Sing While You Are Groped

EconomicPolicyJournal.com
Dec 16, 2010

The LAX TSA Choir, a group of 17 singers and musicians, all of them employees of the TSA, have been surprising passengers with performances of holiday music and other tunes in the midst of one of the nation’s busiest airports, reports USA Today .

The choir, according to USA Today, worked through an hour-long set list that included such holiday biggies, and I kid you not, as: America the Beautiful, God Bless the U.S.A. and Battle Hymn of the Republic.

How about the TSA having a Christmas song of its own:

Our job is to grope
Women, kids even the Pope

We are pulling  and prodding to see how much the sheeple will take
None of this is more than security fake

Why when a real underwear bomber wanted to board a plane
We escorted him without a pat or even a check of his thang

Yes, we are the frontline of the expanding authoritarian state
Pulling and prodding to see how much the sheeple will take

• A d v e r t i s e m e n t

Naomi Wolf, Rockwell, Jones and Rivero will scream we have a devious plan
But you have to understand we are what the brothers call The Man

So take radiation or take the grope
There really is no hope

We got all the entrances and exits blocked
And the chains we are slowly putting on you will soon be locked

You see, the sheeple don’t study history and they can’t think for themselves
So they just confuse us with Santa’s little elves

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