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TSA To Conduct Anal Probes At All Public Toilets (Satire)
Prison Planet.com
September 24, 2012
BREAKING NEWS: The TSA has announced that due to the threat posed by terrorists who are planning to implant bombs in their own bodies, TSA screeners will now be in place at all public toilets in order to conduct anal probes. We canvassed the general public and found that they welcomed the new policy in the name of safety and security.
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