Tuesday, Nov 25, 2008
Did you wake up from surgery missing a kidney? No worries, mate: The hospital that stole them from you has set up a hotline that will allow you to claim the body parts they stole.
Of course, the body parts are dead, but who’s counting anyway? It’s all part of the Alder Hey hospital body organ theft scandal, which now involves parts from over 10,000 children and 1,000 fetuses.
Body parts that are NOT claimed will be buried by the hospital with — get this — “Dignity and respect.”
Oh, yeah. Right. After they steal the body parts from babies and children, they’re going to bury them with “dignity and respect.” Sort of reminds me of George Bush’s “Shock and Awe.”