Louder With Crowder
August 22, 2017
Leftists aren’t wild about science. It’s not everyone’s forte. Most of the time, science and logic disagree with their twisted worldview, so they disregard it. But, when the left does use the science, it tends to be deeply flawed. Take this gem for instance. A new study claims everybody is secretly gay. Yes, everybody…
A recent study published in the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology undermines long held beliefs about heteronormative sexual orientation. It found that, regardless of how women self report their sexuality, their bodies respond positively to both hetero- and homosexual sex. Meaning, women’s sexuality is complex and not within the bounds of strict hetero- or homosexuality.
Following popular logic, sexuality is thought of as straight or gay. The idea of separate, static, and neatly defined sexual orientations is woven into the fabric of American society and is part of our cultural conception of gender itself; real men are masculine and attracted to women.
“We show straight men a picture of a woman masturbating and they respond just like a straight guy, but then you also show them a guy masturbating and their eyes dilate a little bit. So we’re actually able to show physiologically that all guys are not either gay, straight, or bi.”
So, according to these so-called scientists, even the straightest of chaps is just the right guy away from a lifetime of rave-dancing to Lady Gaga in ass-less chaps. There’s a global conspiracy to hide that we’re all secretly gay. I have about 400,000 years of human existence that says otherwise.
Despite what this “science” claims, not every guy is secretly clamoring for the sausage. Say you’re, by some strange turn of events, still unsure whether you’re over the rainbow or not, forget about pupils dilating and head south. If you’re a bloke and the sight of a naked buff guy covered in baby oil makes your nether regions tingle, you’re gay. If it makes you want to puke, you’re straight. You don’t need a PhD in human sexuality to know that.
I suppose this is part of leftists’ quest to turn everyone gay or trans. Especially the small children. For some reason, the left can’t stomach the thought of there being heterosexual, mentally sound adults skating it through life successfully. They shudder at the thought.
Here’s some truth for you. Sexual desire exists for reproduction. Everything else is a byproduct. Guys and gals knock boots and, nine months later, a small child emerges. Then repeat ad infinitum. Some might even call it the circle of life. But to leftists, with their other quest to take infanticide mainstream, making babies is counterproductive.
Leftists, despite what you may think, most of us are not secretly gay. Nothing is going to change millions of years of evolution.
Not even gaying-up all of our beloved film characters…
This article was posted: Tuesday, August 22, 2017 at 5:10 am