Louder With Crowder
March 14, 2017
In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
Then, somewhere along the line, the mental illness that is leftism took hold… And spawned all kinds of nonsensical nonsense. Like human cats, vegans, and men who fancy themselves as pretty princesses. These man-trannies want everyone to ignore their deep voices, hulking frames, and bulging Adam’s apples and instead recognize them as dainty debutantes. Other times it’s women who want everyone to recognize them as dudes. You know, for exclusive patriarchal benefits such as: access to urinals. Despite lacking the parts with which to operate said urinals, of course.
Nevertheless, trans activists have been leading plenty of protests for their “rights.” At one such protest, this transgender “pastor” is going so far as to claim God himself is a he-she. For realz…
A transgender pastor told Texas voters that “God is trangender” and those opposing transgender people from using the bathroom they like are “using God as an excuse to hate people.”
The Rev. S. David Wynn, a pastor at Forth Worth’s Agape Metropolitan Community Church, rallied activists at the Texas State Capitol on Tuesday protesting against a Senate bill forcing people to use the bathroom of the gender on their birth certificate…
The pastor told the crowd that God was transgender and criticized those supporting the bill.
“In the beginning, God created human kind, in God’s image, God created them male and female, so God is transgender,” Wynn said. “So it’s important you all remember that.”
But if we were to go along with this pastor’s stale brainfart of a theory, if God were a tranny, wouldn’t we all be trannies? As in permanent opposite day? That may be the case in San Francisco or another leftist bastion. Everywhere else? Not so much.
According to Scripture, God isn’t a human with human genitals with which to maim in an attempt to swap genders. Also, God revealed himself to mankind in dudely form. He referred to Himself as “Father.” Not “Father And Sometimes, On Friday Nights, Mother.” See the Bible.
This is how desperate leftists have become. They’re now trotting lad(ie)s like this onstage in an attempt to justify their tranny demands. Since reality doesn’t quite line up with their worldview, it seems they’ve instead resorted to warping history, religion, and cultures to mesh with their agenda… All to ensure their wimpy ideas are able to survive without anyone contesting them.
Some advice for you leftists? Instead of swinging for the fences and trying to convince us God is a drag queen, maybe start smaller. You know, like “proving” that one can switch genders in the first place…
This article was posted: Tuesday, March 14, 2017 at 7:25 am